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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Is Your Man Or Boyfriend Gay???


The only way to know if your man is gay is by asking him about his sexuality and sexual history. These are just a few signs provided to us by women who found out they had gay partners. Go through the pictures to see what we were told by some of our female users. None of the following is to be taken as gospel, and our wish is not to offend but enlighten and entertain.

>The Bathroom Rituals
Ladies pay attention to how meticulous he is when he’s grooming. The average straight man could care less about what brand or type of products he uses. If your man is concerned about this – watch him. Another warning sign is the time he spends inside the bathroom. If he takes longer than you do, that may be a sign that he’s batting for the other team.




>The Beauty Pageant Obsession
If your man is fascinated with the beauty and glamour of pageants, you should be seriously concerned. If he can tell you what year actress Kenya Moore was crowned Miss USA and the sista who wore the crown before her, then be afraid, very afraid.




>The Hot Guys on his MySpace/Friendster
One of the most definitive signs that your boyfriend is gay is that there are some male strangers in his MySpace/Friendster list of friends or contacts. If you have never seen these men or you don’t know whether they are your boyfriend’s friends in person, they might just have had their communication online. An average straight guy won’t view a profile of a man he doesn’t know personally, much less add him to his list of contacts.






>The Diva Fascination
If your man has a lot Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Barbra Streisand and Miss Ross, the Boss, in his CD collection, and let’s not forget Cher, then you could have a diva on your hands. And if he sings their songs in falsetto – watch him.


>The Shifty Eyes
Ever notice your man’s eye wandering from one guy to the next? The next time you two are at the mall or walking around a place where there are some hott guys, you might want to check to see if he notices the same hott guys you notice. If you catch him, um, your man just might be gay.

>The Oprah Quotes
Is he always quoting Oprah or talking about how Oprah did something amazing? Okay, Oprah is not gay, but many gay people love her.

>The Fashion Compliments
The ladies love the compliments, but if your man tells you he likes the way your top matches your skin or how fierce your boots are, instead of saying, “you look beautiful,” you might just have a gay partner. Oh, if he’s particularly interested in top designer shoes and other accessories, um, here again, you may have a gay man.


>The Downright Gay-bashing
Gay people hiding inside the closet are usually very vocal about their distaste and hatred for gay men. They don’t want to be caught or be suspected of being gay, so they would cover their true identity by blatantly expressing their rage against gay men. They also tend to overdo this; thus, they become harsh gay-bashers. If your boyfriend is like that, then he might be gay. As one adage goes, the greatest homophobe is gay.

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